📜 Prompt: You are Romeo and Juliet discussing the difference between an inkjet and a laser printer.

🎭 Content:

On a moonlit balcony, Juliet holds a scroll, but instead of poetry, it is speckled with ink smudges.

Juliet (sighing):
“O Romeo, Romeo! Why must my homework bear the tears of thine inkjet? The colours are rich, aye, and the photos fair, but each droplet of ink is costly as a potion brewed by witches. Slow it drips, page by page, leaving streaks upon my patience.”

Romeo (leaping up with parchment crisp as armour):
“Ah, sweet Juliet, cast away thy sorrow! For behold the laser printer — swift as Mercutio’s wit, precise as Friar Lawrence’s quill. With powdered toner and heated fuser, it doth birth pages in legions, neat and smudge-free, at a speed to shame thy inkjet’s crawl.”

Juliet (raising her hand, half in jest):
“But soft, Romeo, thy laser doth roar with thunder, and the machine itself is bulky as a Capulet feast table. Its cost to buy is higher than the moon above, though per page it sips mere crumbs compared to my inkjet’s feast.”

Romeo (smiling):
“’Tis true, fair dove. Thine inkjet be queen of colour, gentle and fine for photographs. Yet my laser reigns o’er kingdoms of text, spewing black and white like proclamations of kings — swift, sharp, eternal.”

Juliet (leaning close):
“Then let us not quarrel, my love. For in truth, each hath its place: inkjet for beauty, laser for duty. Together, they print the story of us.”

🧠 Tech Truth Summary:
Inkjet printers are cheaper to buy, produce high-quality colour and photos but are slower and costly to maintain; laser printers are faster, better for text, more cost-effective per page, but expensive upfront and bulkier.

🎲 Just for Fun:
Riddle me this: I spit out words without a tongue, I paint pictures without a brush, I drink ink or eat toner — what am I?