Prompt: Teach me about the digital divide, in the form a political rally speech given by Donald Trump.

🎺 Cue brass band. Spotlight on stage. American flag-themed confetti falling. The crowd roars as he takes the mic…

“Ladies and gentlemen, folks… we’re gonna talk about something YUGE today. I mean REALLY BIG. It’s called the Digital Divide — and believe me, nobody’s talking about it more than me. Nobody knows it better than me.”

“Now picture this. On one side, you’ve got little Johnny in the city, he’s got Wi-Fi faster than a cheetah on an energy drink, iPads in school, Zoom classes, 5G, the whole tech buffet. And on the other side? Billy from a small town—no internet, no devices, he’s still using a flip phone, folks. FLIP PHONE. SAD!” 😤📵

“This, my friends, is what we call the Digital Divide. It’s the wall — the firewall! — between the haves and the have-nots of the internet age. And guess what? We’re gonna break that wall DOWN. We’re gonna give broadband to the people. Bigly!” 💥📡

“Because when people don’t have access to technology — they can’t learn. They can’t work. They can’t even tweet their outrage, folks! And what kind of freedom is that?!”

“So we’re gonna make it fair. We’re gonna make it fast. And we’re gonna make sure that every child — EVERY SINGLE CHILD — gets access to the internet, the devices, the digital tools they need to be GREAT again!” 🧠💻

“We’ll bring fibre to the farms, laptops to the learners, tablets to the towns, and cloud power to the people! This isn’t just about tech, it’s about TRUTH, FREEDOM, and OPPORTUNITY.”

“And I promise you, we will not stop… until the entire nation is CONNECTED. From Wi-Fi to WHY-NOT!” 📶🚀

“Thank you! God bless you, and God bless the World Wide Web!”